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Weekly World News: 10 Signs Your Co-worker is an Alien

I've been looking for a list like this for some time because I've had suspicions about a number of my co-workers in the past. This Weekly World News story outlines 10 signs that your co-worker is an alien. Check it out and see if you recognize any of these signs.

  1. Weird or mismatched clothes. “Often aliens don’t fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers,” noted Brad Steiger, a renowned UFO investigator and author.
  2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. Aliens might eat french fries with a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills, the experts say.
  3. Bizarre sense of humor. Aliens who don’t understand earthly humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell jokes that no one understands, said Steiger.
  4. Takes frequent sick days. An alien mightneed extra time off to “rejuvenate its energy,” said Dr. Thomas Easton, a theoretical biologist and futurist.
  5. Keeps a hand-written or online diary. “Aliens are constantly gathering information,” Steiger said.
  6. Misuses everyday items. “An alien may use white-out to paint its nails,” said Steiger.
  7. Constant questions about customs of co-workers. Aliens who are trying to learn about our Earth culture may ask questions that seem to be stupid, Dr. Easton said. “For example, a co-worker may ask why so many Americans picnic on the Fourth of July,” noted Steiger.
  8. Secretive about personal life-style and home. “An alien won’t discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends,” said Steiger.
  9. Frequently talks to himself. “A space alien may not be used to speaking as we do, so an alien may practice speaking when it thinks it’s alone,” Steiger noted.
  10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near high-tech hardware. “An alien may experience a mood change when a microwave is turned on,” said Steiger.

The experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not all of these traits before you can positively identify him or her as a space alien.

Wow, some of these signs do look familiar. I think I've worked with a couple aliens over my work career. Now, at least I know what to look for. Hopefully, these will help you as well. Read the rest of this post!

They Live Among Us

Here's probably the most interesting story I saw today:

    Alien contact covered up, says Apollo veteran Edgar Mitchell

    Former NASA astronaut and moonwalker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens do exist.

    And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

    Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'

    He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

    Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

I also liked the quote from NASA:

    In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.

    'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.'

The timing couldn't be better considering the new X-Files movie is coming out tomorrow. It does make you wonder whether this is simply a publicity stunt for the movie. But then again, what if he's right.

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